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Cards Against Humanity Black Friday Sale: Give $5, get nothing in return

They’re calling it the “Give Cards Against Humanity $5 Sale”. Because everyone is selling something on the day after Thanksgiving, they’re selling you absolutely nothing- for $5.00.

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Black Friday deals are everywhere, but there’s nothing quite like the one you’ll get from the makers of Cards Against Humanity.

The page says “This Black Friday Only!” But before you can click the “Give us $5” button, you have to check off a box that says “I understand I am paying Cards Against Humanity $5 and receiving nothing in return”.

And if you, like me, enjoy playing “Cards Against Humanity” but not camping outside retail stores for the chance to trample people in pursuit of a discounted waffle iron, you’ll love the game’s incredible Black Friday offer. “We’re the only company to offer the superior Black Friday experience of buying nothing”. In response to the question of what would be done with the money, it said: “That’s for us to know and you to find out. This is one of those times”. “We’ll make our announcement soon”. “All we have to offer is nothing”, the website said.

Despite the offensive nature of the game, the folks over at Cards Against Humanity seem like genuinely good-hearted people, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see the proceeds donated to some sort of charity.

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We aren’t buying it, literally or figuratively, but we’re more than a little curious to see what CAH has planned for the best or worst $5 anyone plans to spend today.

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