Jorgie Porter and George Shelley get things hot in the

The petite star was also anxious she’d “lose her bum” due to a lack of food in the jungle.

Duncan Bannatyne, while admiring boxer Chris Eubank’s mildly alarming gyrations or “dance moves” declared: “I think we’ll get to know Chris a lot better”. That’s Lady C on I’m a Celeb.

Things started off as chummy as ever last night, with George Shelley helping Susannah Constantine do up her bra and Brian Friedman telling the Bush Telegraph: “The thing that’s grabbing my heart is as a camp, as a group we’re bonding”.

At the time, Lady Colin was dismissed as a fantasist and calls for her works to be banned rang across the world as the entire planet became besotted by Lady Di. “I can’t tell you how happy I am to be here”.

Here are the highlights from the highly entertaining first show of the series.

While the meal sounds traumatic, Lady Colin was more disgusted by Ant and Dec’s waiting skills.

Her parents also forced her to undergo horrific hormone therapy treatment as they refused to accept she might be a girl – but ultimately it was her grandmother who came to the rescue, giving her the money to undergo corrective surgery when she was 21. “He ought to be told that you always serve from the left and clear from the right”, she said.

And, boy, did the ladies give it all they had.

While she seemed to enjoy the turkey testicles, the ostrich anus did not meet her approval and she said she would “not recommend them” as she has “never liked arses”.

She had corrective surgery aged 21 and went on to be a model before starting her career as a royal biographer.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the episode aired tonight (16.11.15), Lady C fell out with Tony Hadley, who was appointed team leader, when he rated her the least hardworking of the campmates. She’s decided that we’re married.

The Hollyoaks beauty chowed down on a crocodile’s organ before declaring she was a “big fan on penis” in an eating task.

And, if he’s looking for romance, he could be in luck with Hollyoaks star Jorgie Porter, 27.

Later, when Lady C had returned from her challenge, Tony attempted to justify his earlier rankings – but she was having none of it.