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Kieron Dyer (Almost) QUITS After Huge Lady Colin Campbell Row

Ant says: “When she did that trial last night, we tried by any means necessary to get her through the trial and we ended up flirting with her and she quite enjoyed it”.

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Royal biographer Lady Colin Campbell has been ruffling feathers in the jungle, and her latest spat saw her hurling harsh words at American choreographer Brian Friedman.

Later around camp, Jorgie fell out of her hammock and for the first time in a long time all the camp mates laughed. “After what happened yesterday, I am not prepared to put myself through unpleasant experiences to reward people who have ganged up against me, been abusive to me”. “They have destroyed my team spirit and will endure the consequences”.

When the trio returned to the camp the following morning a huge row broke out as Lady C clashed with most of the celebrities.

Let’s just say things escalated pretty quickly, resulting in Lady C branding her campmates: “Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you!”

After the green team (Lady C, Yvette and Susannah) were banished to Snake Rock by Vicky, George and Duncan, former X Factor choreographer Brian decided to make up with Lady C in case she was eliminated.

“No don’t because I’m not going to do it and I don’t want you to think your charms were spurned”, Lady C insisted.

Ant joked: “Well is it hot here or is it this situation guys?” ‘I really don’t like spiders, ‘ she adds.

Lady C raged: ‘Anyway at least if I’m voted out, the one good thing is all the dead beats and bores have a chance to bore the British public with their complete lack of personality, wit, intelligence, soul, spirit and guts’.

“If you ever took an enema you would disappear off the face of the earth without trace”.

Seeing red Duncan Bannatyne ranted: “Well that’s all of us so keep your mouth shut”.

“Be careful who you take on dear baby boy, some people actually have sharper tongues than you, self-important little runt”.

Dyer said: “After that pep talk I was like I want to make my kids proud”.

But after deciding not to quit, he said: “My greatest challenge in the jungle is yet to come”.

All this arguing had got too much for Kieron, who had been shouted at by an increasingly wild-eyed Duncan for defending Lady C.

“Everyone’s sick of just seeing her. Every chat or row has revolved around her or her outrageous behaviour”, a source said. “I learnt that from Harry Potter”, she said.

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Faced with the crabs, Friedman said: “Mantra: I am strong, I am courageous – it’s amusing, as I say it I don’t even believe it”.

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