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Who Was Eliminated On The Bachelorette 2016 Last Night? Week 2

He tells her that his mom died about six months before, and he inherited her tiny dog, which seems to catch JoJo’s attention.

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Won the group date challenge and said all the right things to JoJo, but something about him seems phony to me. “Chad is the worst” is the episode’s most prominent theme.

Well, OK, he’s got a point.

There will be more events after all that action as Fletcher will invite James Taylor on a one-on-one date to Culver City.

Suddenly: CRASH SOUND!!! Everybody runs outside. He and Chad are wearing matching tank tops, so you know their love is real. Lane told Us Weekly he thinks Chad is nothing short of a tool, especially after a promo that shows Johnson threatening to hunt a fellow contestant down after they leave the show. JoJo is a lot of things, model employee among them. There were some guys that first week who just kind of faded away, as if they really didn’t care about me. Sunstroke-y like a fox, amirite? The top 3 contestants on that date include Grant, Robby, and Wells, but Reality Steve says that Wells almost passes out on the date. Back at the house, the remaining guys are all gathered around the window and watching Chad work out. On the group date, Jojo takes the guys to a firefighter academy, they are competing in a bunch of activities – the victor at the end of the date will get to spend some 1-on-1 time with Jojo. JoJo and Derek instantly agree on the “SKY” cue card over “SEA”, then hesitate slightly on “NORTH” vs. “SOUTH”.

Chad is here to make protein shakes, not friends. Wow, these guys are day-drunk, huh? Where’d they find this guy?

Over in San Fran, JoJo and Derek have some fairly by-the-numbers bayside chat about how they’ve both been hurt before, andthey’venevertalkedaboutthiswithanyonebutweareCONNECTINGrightnow! They shared their first kiss moments later.

Speaking of excitement: The second group date pack is ushered onto the set of ESPN’s Sports Nation, where they find JoJo already holding her own among the hosts.

Based on the promos for next week’s two-part episode, the tension between Chad and the other douches will blow up into full-fledged violence. He was content with his protein shakes, workout and eating.

Next, everyone’s forced to make a fake proposal, and it is very weird. When she pressed him, he said, “You need me to tell you all the things I love about you?”

Twitter isn’t the only crew to notice Chad’s Chad-ness. He’s the runner-up, but James Taylor wins the game. You were hurt you didn’t get that first date. Haha, whaaaaat? Do you think a producer fed Chad the line and then he forgot it, and the blown take made it into the show to make him look stupid? But grief and his professed love of puppies aside, Chad remains deeply unpleasant.

Once all the guys were at the cocktail party, the drinking and flirting commenced.

More obsessed with getting rid of Chad than focusing on JoJo.

Having watched a number of seasons of The Bachelorette that is greater than the number of years I attended college, I feel comfortable in my assessment that JoJo has been cursed with the worst crop of men of all time. Not Chad’s style. Nowhere near enough protein. The suitors were not happy to face the wrath of Chad, a real-estate agent from Oklahoma. Of course, it’s quite possible that the character Chad hates the most, for even agreeing to appear on this shitshow, is himself. He ate several plates of meat throughout the rose ceremony.

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Chad was presented the final rose at the rose ceremony. Well, I’m going to play devil’s advocate.

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