Could James McCoy Taylor end up finding love thanks to ABC’s The Bachelorette 2016 with JoJo Fletcher?
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6. When He Hogged JoJo at the Cocktail Party: For someone who wasn’t even planning on having a connection with JoJo, he sure as hell wasted no time on wooing her at the rose ceremony cocktail party. Chad just doesn’t understand why all these fake, childish guys are getting down on one knee and LYING to JoJo about all her awesome qualities.
For starters, JoJo selected 10 of the guys to participate in an obstacle course that came straight out of the local fire academy. They all competed for the opportunity to spend alone time with JoJo.
For the first group date, JoJo invites Luke, Grant, Will, Evan, Daniel, Vinny, Ali, James F., Wells and Robby on a fire-fighting challenge. On one hand, he kind of had a point. They snuggle and clink glasses. It’s certainly different from anything we’ve seen with any other villain to ever show up on this show. Chad is basically against “nice guys” and compares his competitors to protein shakes. “We just met her”. “Half of that dude protein shake would be, like, have zero chance”. (Can’t forget to pack your trusty weight belt.) Oh, and there’s Chad again! And as the trailer for the upcoming episode shows, the man does appear to have quite the temper, surprising the other contestants and JoJo.
Chad was pretty sketch about his time with JoJo and told the boys that his meeting with her was serendipitous. As much fun as it is to play damsel in distress, she doesn’t need a man for that.
Luke’s only real airtime on last night’s episode was when he was complaining about Chad, but honestly I couldn’t hear anything he was saying because the tightness of this shirt was screaming into my eyeballs. He acts like he doesn’t know what he signed up for and I just want to smack him! Even if this move was meant to add dimensional complexity to his character, his tone and delivery are a little cavalier.
The Rose Ceremony: Good job to whichever producer had Chad wait outside the mansion so he could waylay JoJo on her way inside for a chat and a kiss. Here we go! More kissing. Or a case study of patients suffering from erectile dysfunction? But he will win over JoJo with a “heartbreaking” story during the after party. Unclear. But would watch. “I loaded up on the waterproof mascara before I came into this season, but I needed more of it by the end”. Ultimately, these insane antics make one question why these men are reliant on cheesy tactics rather than genuine conservations, considering this show is not a talent show but a journey towards love.
It’s official! This season’s villain is Chad. Her top matches the azaleas on her balcony; hats off to the wardrobe department for that touch.
They are the living embodiment of the twinsies emoji, except 99% whey protein. This segment also features way too many “hot” puns.
Nakedest Person of the Week: Christian! For example, a civil engineer, Will, uses a paper fortune teller to elicit an awkward first kiss from Fletcher.
The men during the date were power-ranked on a riff of the sports broadcast called “Bachelor Nation.”
A Fond Farewell to: Well, a bunch of white guys I couldn’t pick out of a lineup! He’s already been dubbed the “meat head” of Season 12.
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Adios, Brandon. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest in Echo Park or wherever.
