The actor implores Game of Thrones to, in their bounty of sex scenes, throw a “weiner” in from time to time, at which point the video veers into spoof territory, quickly becoming a transparent attempt to get his own “thin strip of salted and smoked meat” (thanks Merriam -Webster!) more screen time.
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“This is an issue of gender equality”, he insists.
His solution? He tells men to tweet out a photo of their genitals immediately, with the hashtag #FreetheBacon but is cut off, and storms out of the interview, with his “bacon” hanging out of his trousers. “Let me on the show”. Come on, I’ll play the naked wizard or something.
Which maybe – and I can’t believe I’m saying this – is a good idea. Have you seen Wild Things? “We’ll do the whole movie in one long close up of my penis”, Bacon continues to tease. He has also participated in a series of adverts for British mobile phone company EE in which he found connections between himself and UK celebrities using the “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” framework.
The PSA by Kevin Bacon being released today also seemed to be quite timely as Vines of actor/musician Lenny Kravitz went viral on the internet showing the rocker’s leather trousers splitting at the crotch while he was going commando and his…well…”bacon” flopping out during a concert in Sweden. Kevin Bacon thinks so.
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[Image courtesy of Mashable.].
