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Olympians are all over Tinder in Rio

Marcus Nyman, a judoka from Sweden, said he got 10 matches on Tinder in the first day or so after he arrived in Rio.

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The entire Russian Paralympian team has been banned from the Games.

But Russian fans are incensed and speaking out. “At worlds we didn´t quite make it, but now we beat them”.

“It involved three journalists – a Korean, an Israeli and one working for (U.S.) broadcaster NBC, for whom we do not have the nationality”, Games spokesman Mario Andrada said.

“There is definitely an anti-Russian atmosphere”.

Nay, said the American, putting up her own finger, but this one was more reminiscent of a finger used to admonish a small child, the same finger NBA Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo used to dish out when he swatted an opponent’s shot into the luxury seats. “They’re scared of us because we are strong”.

Michael Johnson said Tuesday he believed athletes with a record of doping offences should be banned from the Olympics as the furore over convicted drug cheats at the Games raged.

An emotional Russian team were celebrating their podium return in the men’s Olympics gymnastics team event for the first time in 16 years after a chaotic buildup to the Games.

But Russians feel they are being specifically targeted in light of the cheating allegations.

They saw dedication in sport as a vow of chastity and said that an athlete’s ability to perform should be focus only on the field and not in bed.

“Usually at the Olympic Games all wars are stopping”, she told reporters in a trembling voice while struggling to keep her composure. “It’s just a matter of trying to find a way that is legally sound to be able to do it”.

Roughly 70% of Russia’s Olympics contingent has been cleared to take part in the Rio Games, but that doesn’t mean competitors or spectators have to like it.

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“There are a number of options we can look at that would certainly I would imagine be one of them but this is all very much within a very hard legal framework”. “Many of the athletes prefer to meet other athletes on Tinder and other dating apps because that’s easier, and then they do group dates with other athlete friends”, their source said. Putin, of course. We know, because journalists were right alongside him when the call came in the foyer of the Buenos Aires Hilton.

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