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Stephen Colbert Says Let’s Never Not Forget Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Bowling Green Massacre’
The leader of al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) was the main target of a USA raid in Yemen last week, military and intelligence officials tell NBC News, but he survived and has recorded a message heckling President Trump.
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Let’s get real: Conway couldn’t possibly have expected anyone to think there was an unreported “massacre” in Kentucky. “In one case there was a terror attack the press did not talk about. They have their reasons, and you understand that”, he added.
“It makes ideal sense”, Colbert quipped in response.
Moving on to the “Bowling Green Massacre”, a nonexistent event that Conway has mentioned to MSNBC, TMZ and Cosmopolitan, Colbert declared himself a “Bowling Green truther”.
Mascia reached out to the Federal Bureau of Investigation to verify Conway’s comments and a spokesman told her “a couple of your facts seem incorrect” and pointed her to the Justice Department’s press release on the case.
Even for Conway, it was a freaky thing to say – because there was no Bowling Green massacre.
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“The minute I heard it last night, I was like, ‘Oh gosh, that’s too good of an opportunity to pass up, ‘” he said. She claimed the massacre took place when Iraqi refugees were not properly vetted and went on to plot and carry out a terrorist attack in Bowling Green, KY. Her real mistake, apparently, was saying it the third time on TV, where more people were able to see it. “They spoke American but it wasn’t the same kind of American I speak-it had a amusing sound around it”. (If you prefer PayPal, use this link.) We don’t make much on advertising, we need your support to continue our work.
Last week, Conway used the attack to justify Trump’s travel ban. She was thinking of two Iraqi refugees who were busted in Bowling Green six years ago for trying to send money and weapons to Al Qaeda in Iraq in hopes of killing American soldiers. And now we have these new quotes showing Conway believed this “Bowling Green massacre” involved overseas training and “taking innocent soldiers’ lives away” in Bowling Green, Ky. The important thing to remember is that this NEVER happened. When Lee Harvey Oswald was shot by a unicorn.
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The report adds that the Federal Bureau of Investigation never found the men perpetrated attacks on US soil, or that they ever traveled back to the Middle East for training. “That’s like telling people you have a girlfriend in Canada when actually you have a dead body in the basement”.