Before the party pops off, Chad takes JoJo’s hand for a chat, but really so he can walk into the house with her to piss everyone off (this feels orchestrated by the powers behind the camera). They also decide that he’s eating too much food from the buffet, though with all of that waiting around time I’d hit the free food pretty hard too, tbh. “I honestly don’t think Clint or myself or even Chris Soules for that matter, like there’s certain guys in this world they kind of don’t put up with the bulls-t”. Chad didn’t do that.
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Chad and Wells dominated this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, but what about the guys that didn’t really have much to say or do? The other men don’t hold back with their affections (Alex declares that this is the best day of his life, which, okay), but Chad simply asks, “Will you marry me?” “It’s all just so complicated”.
But this date is really all about pitting the guys against Chad. The victor of the challenge gets a few minutes of alone time with JoJo-a fine prize, because as Bachelor Nation knows all too well, alone time means smoochin’ time, and only losers don’t get smooches.
Luke was jealous about the time that the other guys were getting with JoJo. It’s a noble goal, considering Chad is the nirvana douchebag that all other douches aspire to reach, but it distracts Alex from the objective of winning JoJo over.
Three of my guys eked through this week, but we said bye to Brandon the Hipster. We certainly think creator Mike Fleiss is either considering him for “Bachelor in Paradise”, or he wants us to think that.
Later at dinner, Derek admits that he’s been hurt in the past and Jo Jo can totally relate (Exhibit A. last season of The Bachelor). Lane told Us Weekly he thinks Chad is nothing short of a tool, especially after a promo that shows Johnson threatening to hunt a fellow contestant down after they leave the show. By that thought, wouldn’t the first group would be the first choice; the “A” team?
“You’re the most disrespectful dude in this house”, says Alex, chest puffed to the heavens. That’s a hell of a thing and can take you right outside of yourself, as I can attest from firsthand experience. Chad screwed up as he refused to list out the good qualities in her and said that she was “naggy”. Now, he elaborates on how losing his mother propelled him to go on the show. These guys put JoJo’s men through a series of playful events that included a press conference and a proposal. Chad makes a show out of doing pull-ups with a weighted suitcase chained to his waist. But he actually signed on to the show for a very personal reason – and it wasn’t just for reality TV fame. She also acknowledged his sensitive side. Well, I’m going to play devil’s advocate.
Evan seemed to get a few seconds of quality of time with JoJo (before Chad interrupted their cozy convo, natch). The creepy little face he made at her while slurping a piece of meat through his face legitimately made me gag out loud. I still miss her everyday. Wells is definitely a sweetheart, but I can’t tell if he has enough pizazz for JoJo. “But it did”, Reality Steve wrote in a report. I know you’re attractive.
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2. When He Refused to Participate in the House Sing-a-Long: When the other men in the house chose to make up cute little tunes about JoJo, Chad was fiercely against their sing-a-longs. Now we have even more “super douche” moments coming our way, and we can’t wait to see how this all eventually explodes on our screens.
