“They unite us, comfort us, bring us strength”, the narrator says as Schumer’s character cuddles her boyfriend in bed, gun in hand.
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In the first sketch of the night, Amy Schumer and Vanessa Bayer played enthusiastic Delta Airlines flight attendants who love the Spice Girls.
Schumer continued with, “The whole family of women who take their faces they were born with as a light suggestion?”
She joked that the once-relatable Kardashian, Khloe, used to be “ours” but now that she’s “half her body weight … she’s lost a Kendall!”
Comedian Amy Schumer was visibly stunned when her shout out about Hillary Clinton fell flat as she hosted the second episode of Saturday Night Live’s new season Saturday. “Khloé was ours, right?” “We have nothing, and I want good role models!”
Kardashian often posts photos from their intense workouts on her Instagram and her most recent one was from early Monday. Because really, have you seen that bum? Her 8-minute monologue was basically the highlight of the show.
“This guy is trying to come in here and blow my husband’s head off and have sex with me”, she said after knocking out John Wilkes Booth.
There certainly weren’t any punches pulled in that joke but her skit on gun enthusiasm was pretty amusing as well, and who would have known that Clinton would be a drinker if she didn’t have to work so much?
She claimed to have changed her Facebook status to “Engaged to Bradley Cooper”. Occasions big or small, guns are there.
In a sketch simply titled “Guns”, Schumer and the rest of the SNL cast display a few of life’s most precious moments-getting a gift from your significant other, spending time with grandpa, the birth of a newborn baby.
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Amy’s last encounter with the reality star made headlines, as she famously pranked both Kim and Kanye on the red carpet at the TIME 100 Gala.
