Arguing against a day off work is akin to shaving your own head at the hairdressers a la Britney Spears circa 2007.
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As you’re probably aware, it’s Columbus Day, or, as Ilana Glazer puts it, the holiday of “the original white douche asshole”.
“I’m not going to give his ghost the satisfaction of getting me the day off”, Ilana said.
Broad City stars and was created by Jacobson and Glazer.
But the conflict between Columbus Day and the love of taking a day off from work can reach a compromise, the “Broad City” characters decide. Abbi need to have a few “hot images of celebs” because monitors are extremely beginning have an impact on her eyes or face.
Things take a graphic turn when Ilana announces what she’d do to Columbus.
Abbi, who calls the holiday “the national day of not doing s**t”, agrees to compromise and instead drink to a worthy legend, Chris Columbus, the director of the Home Alone films.
Broad City returns for a third season this February on Comedy Central.
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Once the topic goes back to Christopher Columbus, Abbi and Illana are hilariously inappropriate as they come up with increasingly elaborate ways they’d show the explorer exactly what they think of him.
