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Brothel Workers Campaign for Hillary Clinton Ahead of Nevada Caucuses

Hookers for Hillary wants a president who will keep health insurance affordable so that they don’t have go back to being uninsured.

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The group Hookers 4 Hillary supports the former secretary of state for her pledge to protect Obamacare and crack down on domestic violence.

The Nevada group “Hookers for Hillary” is ramping up support and hitting the ground running in an effort to launch Hillary Clinton into the presidential seat. “That’s why I was for Obama, now I’m for Hillary”.

On their website, the brothel workers explain that there are four main reasons that they are supporting Clinton: for protecting health care reform, for Clinton’s foreign policy experience, for supporting mandatory testing of legal prostitutes for sexually transmitted diseases in Nevada, and for hopes of improving the economy.

Hookers for Hillary Dennis Hof, center, said he supports his employees’ political decisions.

Caressa Kisses, one of the sex workers, was quoted as saying: “If you tell me you’re caucusing or voting for Hillary, I will give you a free lunch or 30 extra minutes to use however you like”.

But not all the bunnies are on board for Hillary.

We’re not sure what to make of all this election sexiness but we want to know which event you’d attend if the Sanders camp and Hillary camp held an event the same night.

“We started all this before I joined the Libertarian party, because I’m really a pretty conservative guy, but I think it’s important for them to get involved in the process”, he says. “Women should help other women, right?” “A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy with their favorite Bunny”.

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“She is a woman and it’s time that we have a woman in the office”, says Ivy May, who works at the Love Ranch outside Carson City.

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