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Canada MapleMatch dating set up for Americans fleeing Donald Trump

More specifically, according to the site, “Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency”. Well there’s an app for that!

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MapleMatch.com promises love and a USA escape plan if Trump becomes America’s head-honcho.

“We have seen huge traffic on our site over the last few days, and signups have surpassed our expectations”, Goldman told Global News.

For those who have vowed to leave the USA, should the ranting Republican frontrunner take the presidency in six months, Maple Match has pledged to set users up with some of our charming Canuck counterparts.

Goldman says the company is not funded by any anti-Trump organization. “Finding someone and meeting them and finding a place where you can be happy is real”. After filling out a short profile, just click the button that states “Save me from this madness”.

During the primaries, American Google searches for “move to Canada” hit record numbers.

“Might be time to give online dating the old college try”.

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While there has yet to be a cheesy commercial made re-enacting a Yankee’s first bite into a Timbit whilst gazing into eyes of his newfound Canuck darling, people on both sides of the border are already showing interest in the service.

Donald Trump addresses supporters at a political rally at the American Airlines Center in Dallas