Other main “Star Wars” movies include the yet-to-be-titled “Episode VIII” and “Episode IX”, which are set to premiere in theaters on May 26, 2017 and in 2019, respectively, while “The Force Awakens” will start screening in the USA this coming December 18. Every day – every hour, even – requires a new story to keep up with the constant stream of news.
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Maybe we’ll actually see it filtering through into a revival of the Star Wars: Underworld TV show which also looked to have been shelved. There is a 38-year-old movie series at the heart of it and those movies are why we care about this so much.
After all, for a Star Wars fan, nearly nothing can be better than having Darth Vader or Master Yoda ensuring that he keeps both himself and his loved one away from STDs or an unplanned pregnancy. It probably runs a bit long, especially when they start reusing sound bites (surely there’s no shortage of material), but there are some pretty solid bits in there, especially when Darth Trump starts the force choking and when he shows up unmasked as a Force ghost on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi.
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Within these six movies – and yes, the prequels must be included – there are moments that make Star Wars unforgettable. These are scenes that we can’t imagine living without. Or send a sibling a virtual pint as only Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker would? According to CNET, a company called Graphic Armor, which specialises in custom-made condoms, has come out with condoms called “Saber Skins” which “let you sheath your lightsaber the Star Wars way”.
