For generations, sports fans have deliberated over just one issue.
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Trump held a live Twitter question-and-answer session Monday in which he answered – and didn’t answer – a range of queries.
If at any point over the past four years you have fancied yourself a frequent user of Sports Twitter, you are undoubtedly familiar with the running gag about Joe Flacco’s standing as “a elite quaterback”. The Ravens quarterback has a Super Bowl title and MVP under his belt. But also, I have enough faith in the American public’s ability to only enjoy a joke for so long before realizing, hey waitaminute, maybe we don’t want Donald Trump in a position of power when it comes to stuff like “nuclear weapons” and “the government.” .
When the dude asked, “Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?” the Trump-meister said, yes, of course he is!
Important question No. 1: Is Joe Flacco is an elite National Football League quarterback?
As for the fate of the Dallas Cowboys, who recently lost Tony Romo to a broken clavicle, a stoic Trump once again stood and delivered in the face of such an impossibly complex dilemma, somehow spinning his injury into the sentence “Tom Brady recently endorsed me”. Great news for the Patriots.
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Now that Flacco’s eliteness has been decided once and for all, though, it’s time for Trump rival Ben Carson to one-up Trump and settle an even more urgent debate: “Should Tom Coughlin be fired?”
