J&D’s Foods sells bacon scented underwear

I can only presume that’s the thinking behind J&D Foods’ new offering, bacon-scented underwear, a product the retailer of bacon-flavored goods gleefully announced on Tuesday. Each pair is hand crafted in America to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxer… and wait for it…

“Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts”.

“Featuring a state-of-the-art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA, we’ve embedded the smell of everyone’s favourite smell into the fabric of your trousers”, said self-proclaimed Bacontrepreneurs, Justin and Dave from J&D Foods.

The company says the smell will last through multiple washes – depending on the strength of your own scent.

The brand also recommends that “mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers)”, should pass on the undergarments, for obvious reasons. They come in both male and female varieties. So, there you go.

Ever woken up next to that special someone only to be disappointed they didn’t smell of bacon, that meat so few of us can resist?

Got a dog? Well, you’re here so it’s safe to assume you probably do.

J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is available exclusively at www.baconunderwear.com for $19.99 per pair.