No. 4 MI is averaging almost a point per minute through two games, spreading the ball around to an array of options through the air and on the ground.
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Elmer Fudd at quarterback tossing touchdowns to 7-foot-6 Manute Bol in the end zone while Eric Cartman protects his blindside?
MI head coach still searching for a sense of humor. “In our preparation for Colorado, we’ve had a hard time working humor into the preparations”. “He’s been very good trying to find something every week to improve on”.
The Buffaloes travel to Ann Arbor to play a football game against the 4th-ranked Wolverines on Saturday. But yet when the fun is being provided by another team even just slightly at Michigan’s expense, Harbaugh apparently feels the need to take the unamused high ground.
He then gave his explanation for why MI no longer prints one.
“I have never eaten a booger in my entire life”, Harbaugh said as host Jim Branstatter laughed. “We found that studying last week”s film of the opponent is the most accurate way of determining another team”s depth chart.”.
“There’s so much written about the team that’s on the internet”, Harbaugh said in response to a question from Stoney asking if the media needs a depth chart.
The depth chart is littered with jokes, including puns for Right Guard: Gilette Sure and Secret Degree. “He declined Thursday morning to update All-America cornerback Jourdan Lewis” status with hamstring and quad injuries. The Buffaloes won those games pretty easily by a combined score of 100-14 (Michigan’s combined score is 114-17), and two wins puts them halfway to last season’s total.
“For clarity here, for the record”, Harbaugh said, “I have never eaten a booger in my entire life”. He played just four plays in Colorado’s opening win over Colorado State before getting more time against Idaho State.
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Video of the Michigan coach on the sideline at Saturday’s game against Central Michigan seemed to show Jim picking his nose and consuming the contents.
