There were three solo dates and one group date, with a rose awarded only after the group event. Sound off in the comments section below, and don’t miss new episodes of The Bachelorette on Monday nights on ABC. We’re talking electrolyte deficiencies.
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The first date card arrived with Alex’s name, and he was overjoyed since it was his first one-on-one with JoJo. It involved some horsies. Luke has also impressed JoJo with his romantic talk.
Compared to JoJo’s other dates this week, Luke’s was a total snooze – but there were some cute moments, and frankly, the fact that they were able to be around horses without using their bodies as a platform for love-making was a relief. For Bachelorette fans who watch the show for the emotional deconstruction of grown men, this is when hours of contextual investment pay off in sweet, syrupy boy tears.
Later that night, Alex takes an enormous risk and drops the L-bomb on JoJo. “I’m defined by the character I have… and I just wanted you to know where I’m coming from with that”. “I need to make that clear and I’m not going to regret it”. It’s the biggest L Bachelorette Nation has ever seen.
“Olivia is completely ready for it, she has been kind of hinting to Rodgers that the time is now”, a source told Terez Owens last month. It’s done. On his 5,000th one-on-one date with JoJo Fletcher, they crush some grapes with their disgusting feet, dip some wine glasses in the barrel, and drink the juice straight.
Jordan got the next one-on-one, where he and JoJo went to a winery and frolicked in a hot tub, much to the amusement of my husband.
This week on “The Bachelorette”, JoJo Fletcher spent some quality time with her suitors in the Argentinian countryside, and frontrunner Jordan Rodgers revealed that he isn’t very close to his famous brother Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
The Rose Ceremony: With Robby already sporting a flower, and Jordan and Luke shoo-ins, it came down to Chase and James for the final rose and there wasn’t much suspense as to the answer, particularly after JoJo cancelled the cocktail party.
Oh, Alex. This lil’ dude tried his best, but – despite spending an entire day bonding with JoJo – he just wasn’t built to last. When JoJo asked who she would meet on a hometown date to Chico, Calif., Jordan mentioned Darla (mom), Ed (dad) and Luke (oldest brother and “funniest guy” Jordan knows).
Most Embarrassing Scene Featuring a Bunch of Corny White Dudes Attempting to Freestyle: This scene!
After Robby completed his dare of running through the hotel hall in his boxers, James T. made what felt like a calculated move. It’s a good butt. JoJo walked him outside and they both cried.
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It’s hard to imagine not finding love with a view like that. Shit would fuck me up for years. “It’s just kind of the way he’s chosen to do life and I chose to stay close with my family and my parents and my brother”.
