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Kevin Bacon Thinks We Need More Penises In The Movies

There is so much gratuitous female nudity in films and television, and that’s not fair because male actors want to be naked too.

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The cheeky clip sees Bacon pointing out that while female nudity is rife in movies and on TV, men just don’t seem to get the same opportunities to show us what they’ve got.

Bacon’s other secret to keeping your head on straight in Hollywood seems to be a sense of humor, especially about his last name.

“‘Game of Thrones. You have three sex scenes an episode”.

Because, after all, it boils down to one thing, and Bacon hits the nail right on the head: “This is an issue of gender equality”.

Let me be on the show. “Come on, I’ll play a naked wizard or something”, he said. He famously went full frontal for a brief scene in the 1998 thriller “Wild Things”.

Bacon then couldn’t help himself, and threw in an idea for the Marvel movie franchise. It was awesome. Matt Dillon was there. It’s me, and guess what?

He also criticised Fifty Shades of Grey, saying that the lead actor, Jamie Dornan, should’ve been seen naked. I have an Infinity Stone on the tip of my wiener.

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The actor ends the video by asking supporters to use the hashtag #FreeTheBacon and tweet a picture of their genitals, but that is shut down when the cameraman tells him that it isn’t allowed.

Kevin Bacon Asks Hollywood Men to'Free the Bacon AKA Their Dicks