Fallon takes mug shots of National Football League players and offers yearbook-comment-style mockery, such as in September when he showed LG J.R. Sweezy in a fearsome glare: “Most like to say, ‘As you wish, master, ‘ every time a QB calls a play”.
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If you thought the Seahawks were going to sit around on their laurels and take abuse from the late night host, you thought wrong. “Like a local thing around here that he does?”
“I love all my songs but that one grates on me a little bit”, Smith said, to Fallon’s outright shock. “OK, so you just want me to go on and make fun of him?”
Then, the floodgates opened, with the Seahawks taking turns slapping Fallon in the face, declaring him “Most likely to never get right-swiped on Tinder”, “Most likely to be the only guy in Lane Bryant” and “Most likely to be less amusing than Conan”.
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Several Seahawks players were the butt of Fallon’s jokes on Thursday night’s show, including guard Mark Glowinski (“most likely to be a Chucky doll after puberty”) and punter Jon Ryan (“most likely to check off the “Caucasian” box twice on forms”).
