After being heartbroken in the recently concluded “The Bachelor” season 20, Joelle “JoJo” Fletcher is definitely having the time of her life as this year’s Bachelorette.
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Why, yes, all of this did happen on prime time television on a show where dudes vie for the heart of one Bachelorette.
Daniel: “It’s like, you know, let’s just pretend you’re Hitler”. James T.is wearing suspenders you know he’s been saving since prom for a chance to wear again, and JoJo’s rocking a vintage pin-up hairstyle and I was into it.
And despite all the drama, Chad will survive the next rose ceremony on Bachelor 2016.
Chad claimed to JoJo that Evan was “bullying the bully”. You know, the one he inherited from his late mother and who he said he gets to come home to every night. Now, when we tell you that the romance continues, you better believe it. Yes, the elusive 2-on-1 date and it has Chad on it, duh! Last episode, Chad almost started fights with several other contestants.
Chris reads Chad the riot act, but no one may be interested in whether Chad apologizes or not.
Tiny Marine Alex says Chad isn’t here for the right reasons. JoJo thought about it for a while, and ultimately chose to give Evan the group date rose, despite admitting that she hadn’t yet made up her mind about Chad.
Alex, 26, a U.S. Marine from Oceanside, CA Ali, 27, a bartender from Santa Monica, CA Chad, 28, a luxury real estate agent from Tulsa, OK Chase, 27, a medical sale representative from Highlands Ranch, CO Christian, 26, a telecom consultant from Los Angeles, CA Daniel, 31, a Canadian from Vancouver, B.C., Canada Derek, 29, a commercial banker from Ft. After James shared his fear that he wasn’t handsome enough for JoJo she gave him the date rose – how could she not? – but she did it with a hug instead of a kiss.
Daniel starts talking to Chad about being Hitler, Donald Trump, Mussolini….and the security guard is still walking around.
In the same episode he’s compared to Hitler, to which he laughs at, while devouring a sweet potato as if it were a carrot stick.
Defiantly, Evan takes up the Chad issue with JoJo and informs her of his “split personality”. And, he got a rose. As the dawn breaks on Bachelor mansion the camera zooms in on all of Chad’s meat plates that are still littering the house.
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The guys were shocked to find out that the show they were seeing a series of sex-themed vignettes, and their challenge for the date was to stand up in front of the entire audience and share their most hilarious, embarrassing carnal endeavors. Who knew ultimatums could work? I don’t care that he might actually be married or in a relationship himself. “Or Bush. Right? Take it down a notch”. “I think it’s hilarious, and so did my mother”. JoJo has consistently been all about Aaron Rodger’s little brother, and she didn’t hesitate to snuggle up to the ex-QB during their one-on-one time. That means TWO, yes TWO hastily-compiled, moderately-incomplete Bachelorette recaps from your 17th-favorite recapper.
