Chad was having none of it. He brags about how he is the only guy who has ever been around attractive women, therefore he knows the trick to getting JoJo is by acting like you don’t care at all and by insulting her. “Keep that up, you’re gonna lose your damn teeth”. Chad scoffed at his surrounding competitors. According to Reality Steve, 12 guys will tell their sex stories at Sunday night sex talk hosted by Jenna Brister. And since I’m not going to pretend to know the first thing about related matters, I’ll just take the other bachelors’ word for it – Chad is a “meathead to the max!” This did not suffice. “But, I couldn’t help but think of when Jordan stepped out of the limo, I knew there was a connection between us”. Then JoJo comes to make sure he’s okay and somewhere Tierra has arched her eyebrow knowingly. Chad responded, with all the warmth of your cruelest 7th grade boyfriend. Chad screwed up as he refused to list out the good qualities in her and said that she was “naggy”. Three guys will be eliminated at next week’s rose ceremony after JoJo goes on a group date and two one-on-one dates.
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However, JoJo was able to relate to Derek’s heartbreak, and he got a rose. James S., Brandon, and Will are sent home. After consuming an enormous amount of meat and chewing on what appeared to be a medium-sized piece of wood, Chad began to clap back. Similarly, he really, really likes to eat. He reportedly attended high school in Katy, where he played football, then he went to Texas A&M University for a bit.
“You’re the most disrespectful dude in this house”, says Alex, chest puffed to the heavens. “My time with JoJo just went completely up in flames”, Luke exclaims, simultaneously expressing his disappointment and sneaking in one last excruciating pun. Lest you assume Chad is here to make friends, let him assure you: he’s here for the charcuterie.
“I’m not violent”, Chad wrote, attempting to assure the fanbase, “but I will stand up for myself, being as I, like everyone else, do not like being harassed and bullied”. He’s too obnoxious, and the other guys will poison him to JoJo by saying that he’s different around them. After the confrontation, Chad tells Alex as he’s walking away that Alex should be afraid of him, the first of many threats from Chad based on the promo for the rest of the drama-filled season.
Back at the house, the remaining guys are all gathered around the window and watching Chad work out. “He’s not trying to act like something that he’s not”, she told the cameras in an interview.
“Fuck you, forreal”, Chad responds to the criticism.
“I wish she would have told [Chad] to get the freak out”, grumbled Evan, the erectile dysfunction specialist. He becomes more and more loathsome over the course of two hours, and his defense (well, one defense; we’ll get to another reason later) is that he’s a merely a soldier for honesty, and people just can’t handle his realness.
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This should be quite a season.
