They’re having a romantic dinner in a pinata-decorated garden and both get a little spooked when a creepy clown sneaks up on them.
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That’s not blasphemy – I am genuinely seeking divine guidance and wisdom as to what the heck “Bachelor In Paradise” is supposed to be, other than a skanky 15-minutes-of-fame extension to a bunch of hot, half-naked people who claim to be “looking for love”. Lace is feeling Chad out too and people are a bit anxious about their volatile personalities in addition to the amount of alcohol everyone is consuming.
“That’s hilarious”, says Chad. Then in the morning, when he was confronted with everything he’d said to the women of Bachelor In Paradise, he was even worse, and she saw that.
Find out what happens when “Bad Chad” returns to TV on “Bachelor in Paradise”, tonight on ABC.
Chad also revealed that he feels bad about his he treated castmates Lace Morris and Sarah Herron. He goes off on Chris before walking away, but he ain’t done yet!
Of course, this means Chad is back and it is more rehashing.We also meet his dog and see him pack enough protein powder to last a lifetime.
Though JoJo and Jordan professed their love for each other on last night’s finale, Chad was skeptical about their relationship.
Now Evan and Chad are fighting.
“BYE FELICIA! #BachelorInParadise @realchadjohnson I thought you were different”. “You don’t even watch this”, he added, snarling at Harrison.
Hosted by Chris Harrison, “Bachelor in Paradise” is produced by Next Entertainment in association with Warner Horizon Television. This is a “Bachelor” show after all. Here’s the rest of the best of the season premiere.
Jubilee receives the first date card, so she gets her pick of all the men. It’s not too hard to remember that Bachelor in Paradise is a carefully constructed performance, but it’s a lot easier when Chad is shouting it in your face.
Izzy wants things to progress with Vinny. He made plenty of enemies before she gave him the boot, including erectile dysfunction specialist and seemingly all-around nice guy Evan Bass, whom he had the gall to shove during a group date, tearing his shirt in the process.
Chad. I don’t know if he’s the world’s most foremost rageaholic or the world’s most prolific actor. “It’s treatable nowadays, so it’s no big deal”.
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The next day – we’re treated to Chad waking up and realizing that he blacked out and moved his bowels – Daddy Chris Harrison calls a house meeting and tells Chad that he has to go. Well it HAD to be either Evan, who’s an erectile dysfunction specialist, as he was introduced eating a banana, or that glorious Dan as the show opened with him pouring maple syrup down his body! Still, was that what Chad wanted out of his second stint in Bachelor Nation? Apparently, it’s still a thing.
