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Trump Trolls Rubio With Care Package of His Branded Bottled Water

Senator Marco Rubio (right) announced Monday, April 13, 2015, his campaign to seek the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.

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The case of Trump Water-emblazoned with the visage of our favorite fuzzy mutton chop-was accompanied by “two towels and several bumper stickers boasting Trump’s “Make American Great Again” slogan”.

According to CNN, Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio has turned down nearly daily interview requests from the network for months, even while he continues to appear on rival networks. “I never saw anything like this with him with the water”, Trump said during a campaign stop in South Carolina”.

The case of water sent to Rubio contained twenty-four 16.9 oz bottles of water originating from springs in Willington, Connecticut, and is commonly found at Trump properties throughout the world. When Matt Lauer asked what could have prevented gunman Chris Harper Mercer from buying 14 guns, Rubio said “His family shouldn’t have allowed him to do it”.

Trump had previously said that Rubio “sweats more than any young person I’ve ever seen in my life”.

He added, “Rubio is not the guy that’s going to be negotiating with the kinds of people you have to negotiate with to turn this country around”. While in the of State of the Union rebuttal with President Barack Obama when he awkwardly reach for a table water off-camera. Trump has spent time on the stump and in television interviews attacking Rubio for drinking too much water and, he says, sweating.

If indeed Trump is stalling, and he is not gaining support, Rubio could surprise a few in the GOP. Yeah, I drink water. “And I only sweat when it’s hot”. “They bring it in in buckets for this guy”.

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Rubio responded to the criticism during a Kentucky radio interview calling Trump a “very touchy and insecure guy”.

Report: Trump sends Rubio prank 'care package'