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Watch A Drunk Girl Try To Explain Star Wars, Fail Horribly
The Democrat and Chronicle of Rochester reports that a western NY man legally changed his name a year ago to match the villain in the Star Wars films.
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Vader can take comfort in the fact that he is not alone in struggling to prove that his legal name was inspired by a franchise so powerful that it feels like half of Earth has already seen the new Star Wars movie. He was diagnosed with leukemia in 2002.
As for his name choice, Vader says the Dark Side drew him in with their “better weapons, better vehicles”. His partner in politics was none other than Chewbacca, who was violently beaten and arrested while taking Ukrainian Darth to the polls in October 2015. “Got to love Darth Vader”. Harbaugh said of Darth Vader.
Vader says that staying in shape and preparing for marathons and runs “gives me something to look forward to”, adding that “it keeps my mind off doctor’s appointments, of all that I’ve gone through, am going through and will continue to go through”.
MI coach Jim Harbaugh is a fan of Star Wars and continued a family tradition of seeing the movie with sons, Jay and James, last week for the midnight opening of “The Force Awakens”.
A GoFundMe page was set up to help with medical bills, and has racked up more than $15,000.
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“PayPal was the worst, because you’re talking a financial institution and money exchanges, so PayPal was frightful to try and verify my name”, Vader said, laughing. “I’m built like a football player”. I’m sure it’ll get old’.