The most popular subject after the release of “Jurassic World” wasn’t the Indominus Rex or star Chris Pratt, but rather the heels leading lady Bryce Dallas Howard wore throughout the entire movie. She stubbornly stays in her stilettos as she marches through a marshy jungle (where this sort of thing tends to happen), scurries around the park looking for her family, and even flat out tries to outrun a charging dinosaur. Though we suppose that might just be because the dinos are slowed down by their high heels too… No one was talking about what if EVERYONE in Jurassic World wore high heels? They even put Jeff Goldblum’s Dr. Ian Malcolm character is a pair of bright red boots. Oh, Spielberg. If only this DVD box set were real because the promo line, “Footwear sixty five million years in the making” is a new classic.
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Given the debate, Chicago-based group XVP Comedy has found a way to equal the playing field.
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In Jurassic Park: heels edition, tense moments also become opportunities for characters to show off the individuality and boost their posture, all while EASILY evading the teeth and claws of the pursuing dinosaurs.
